Tuesday, July 18, 2006

joke

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Jim was an intelligent,honest and clever boy.One day he was roaming on the street,he met his friends Susan and Raman who were too talkative alcoholists.That day also they had drunk and were laughing each other. They were talking about their fathers.The topic was “whose father was the greatest”.

Susan : - Hey listen to me! My father’s nose is so long that he can touch the moon easily with his nose from here.He is great!

Raman : - Hey,hey,what do you think about your father?? That’s nothing.Listen, my father’s eyes are so big and strong that he can watch the every activities happened on the surface of the moon from here!! My father is greater then yours!!!

Jim was listening their stupid debate about their fathers and he thought to make both of them puzzle and said,

Jim : - Eyes and nose are absolutely nothing. My father is the greatest one because his head is so big that this earth is his head!! What do you think?? If you really want to see the head of my father you both have to go to moon and it is easy for you!!!

Susan and Raman : - How to go??!!

Jim : - You can make a ladder to go to the moon from the nose of the Susan’s father and use the eye of Raman’s father as a telescope to see from there!!!! And then you can see my father’s head??!! Easy!!!!

After then Susan and Raman were discussing about the matter that how has to go first to bring the nose or eyes of his father.
Jim was laughing!